Doggie suprise

As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.

"I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.

Again, he shouted back.

"I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.

A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.

"Daddy, I've got dog shit all over my shoes."

Not the same surprise but a surprise none the less